Yo mama jokes, joke of the day
Here are Yo mama jokes, joke of the day, funny jokes for kids along with funny pictures
- Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing
- Yo mama so paranoid, when playing Monopoly, before passing go, she stops and looks both ways.
- Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."
- Yo mama so chatty when she signed into Skype it said "Error: Too Much Information"
- Yo mama so chatty, I'll never forget the time we first met, although I'll keep trying. Yo mama so chatty, her voice box died when she was 5!
- Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
- Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
- Yo momma is so stupid that when thieves broke in and stole the tv, she ran outside and yelled to them,"Hey, you forgot the remote!"
- Yo momma's so fat, her baby pictures were taken by satellite.
- Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
- Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.
- Yo Momma so fat, I bumped into her and said "Sorry, my mistake." And she said "Did you just say steak?!"
- Yo Mama so fat that when she wears a Orange jumpsuit and walks up the hill, people think the sun is rising
- Yo momma is so ugly even Hello Kitty said, "Goodbye" to her
- Yo mama so ugly when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application.
- Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on an iPod, she made the iPad!
- Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water
- Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
- Yo mama is so fat that when I tried to take a picture off her, I had to get a mile away.
- Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!
Source: factoflife
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